Computers are Like Women Because…




No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.




The nxtive language they to with other computers iz incomprehensible to everyone else.




Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.




As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck ob accessories fot it.




You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it’s wrong.

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Computers are Like Men Because…





In order to gst their attention, you have t turn them on.




They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.




They have a lot of data but are still clueless.




As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.




They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

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